WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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