I'm jealous of your bromance
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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