dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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