why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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