Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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