let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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