Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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