to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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