He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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