you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
