My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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