I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
