It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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