my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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