Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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