Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Apparently you make a good broom.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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