Dual....:-)
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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