what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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