Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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