id be glad to
he puts the penis in happiness.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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