$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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