i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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