do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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