People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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