i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
