508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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