Duck Duck Cougar?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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