I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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