Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
soo... how was my night?
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