She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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