Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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