i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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