Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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