Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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