Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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