We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
