found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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