I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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