marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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