so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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