they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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