Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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