All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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