Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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