come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
