My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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