Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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