and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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