I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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