Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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